I Don't Want to Go to Cabo Wabo, Mama, or I "Twot Shot" Sharon Stone

Sharon Stone is an epic fail. The twot shot that made her infamous from the crap film "Basic Instinct" now requires the use of an oil can, like the fucking Tin Man from "Wizard of Oz," to part her lips so as to prevent squeaking.

If there is such a thing as a desperate and satanic Scorsese, Sharon Stone's bio pic could appropriately be entitled, "Snatch," "Amused Bush" and/or, the "Story of Irma La Douche."

I, along with the strong, brave few, await her Whitney Houston inspired crack walk into a near by bath tub.

'Can anyone say AIR B(R)USHED???'

Who the hell does Sharon Stone think she is? Known for throwing the twot shot scene in an otherwise raunchy, crap film from the 90's, Stone, like her supposedly innocuous tampon Ellen Degeneres, has taken to using the LGBTQ community on a whim, at her leisure, strictly for PR purposes.

When otherwise untalented celebs become aware that their 15 minutes have faded, the first thing on the roster is to attach their names to a popular cause/charity. Whatever is topical is first on the PR representative's list. Be(a)ware LGBTQ of Stone's desperate need to grab headlines, as she is as pretentious as the wind that blows up her crusty, old snatch.

She buys out lots of otherwise useless human refuse to be kept and harvested for a later date only to be used in insane and deeply cruel and inhumane state sponsored lotteries.

To be so incredulously dumb-obvious proves that immediate legal action must be taken in order to prevent future serial killers from abusing children, disabled people, the elderly and, yes animals.

'The Real Sharon Stone(d)'

Insurance and welfare fraud are acts of egregious injustice and are noted due to heavy concentration in Pennsylvania, Stone's home state, and the tri state region of which she is familiar. Formal education is not emphasized, but illegal and deeply unethical "number(s) games" are the bread and butter of the all too commonwealth. TLC shows like "Breaking Amish" and "Amish Mafia," glamorize and add to her so called "wealth" accrued due to her lack of talent, brains, balls and character.

State sponsored cattle calls that are nothing short of being reminiscent of the nazi inspired mind set, intended to bring about another HOLOCAUST, are the norm. Stone buys her fan base then allows them the ability to traipse cross country, or in some cases to international locations, so that they might add to her false sense of wealth, power and/or social status.

'NO PRIDE. NO SHAME.'

I don't know how people like Stone live with themselves. I suppose when you operate without a conscience its easy to slide into a psychopathic/sociopathic trance in which you actually imagine all the world is unfamiliar with your miscreant intentions.

Those blinded by celebrity status enjoy a false sense of security based on mere fame and wealth while their actual popularity is usually short lived.  Hollywood celebrity is a cult of Amerikkkan high school kids vying for prom king and, or queen. Those who want to be popular are willing to fuck, suck and mambo with anyone, or anything that claims he, she, or it can make them (in)famous.

BTW, do not attempt to "buy out" ((((MURDER)))!!! insurance policies when even you know you cannot in any way "afford" them without criminal associates/associations. You will automatically be suspect and taken into custody by those with legal IQ's over 95. Good luck, girl! Enjoy your next DeGeneration.

Cracked "TWOT SHOT" 

Loud Mouth O'Donnell Homophobe & Anti Feminist

Let me just say that I am not and never have been a fan of Rosie O'Donnell, or as I have taken to calling her, O'Dwaddle. If you haven't noticed, her target audience has a tendency to resemble her; fat, lazy, abused, neglected, loud mouthed, obnoxious creatures who love to wallow in the mud and spend a little too much time around the trough. Her audience wants to be slopped, not fed properly.

'The Real Rosie O'Donnell'

Thinking about O'Dwaddle has opened my mind to the psychology behind eating disorders, illness and disease. O'Dwaddle is not a professional anything. She is not a broadcaster, nor a journalist. In my estimation she is not even a decent actress/comedian. In fact, I see her ideal profession as a clown at a children's party making fart jokes and blowing up animal balloons.

I've learned that she will do anything for publicity including exploit and abuse the LGBTQ community for her own personal PR gain. My personal encounters with O'Dwaddle have been anything but impressive. They have gone without invite and she has gone out of her way to intentionally sabotage my life and livelihood do to the fact that I have rejected her come ons. I'm sure my decision triggered some type of childish response and left her feeling, yet again, like the odd fatso out. Not my problem.

O'Dwaddle should return home to her string of FAILED lesbian marriages, brood of adopted children probably better off born with crack spoons in their mouths rather than ring dings and plenty of Gold Bond in the pantry to relieve Mom's pesky jock itch. Oh and preach liberty and justice for all while presenting herself publicly as one of the fucking most annoying, pointless, hypocritical celebrities of all time.

'Rosie O'Donnell - Mouth Agape'